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Peters! Peters! Peters!

by Peters 1914

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1.
The History of Rock N' Roll 01:37
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Throughout the history of rock, we have had many rockers, and on this very record we have many rollers, but we would like to give a brief attention to some of the many rad bad rockin rollers who came before and learn a few things along the way Everybody’s got a past Good and bad It all lasts The history of rock Can be foretold Little Richard said he’s gay Now he says no way no way C'mon let’s rock C'mon let’s roll We’re gonna lose control Chuck, liked to eat the poop Gave a whole new meaning to Rocking in two by two When you are on top You do what you do David Bowie loved kids at the rock show Mick Jagger loved kids at the rock show Jerry Lee loved the cousin at the show? She’s 13, she loves the rock show All these guys all over the girls Magazines they’re breeding the girls Little aged daughter girls Little child dance with me Clear the dance floor of the creeps It’s the talent It’s the talent It’s the talent C'mon let’s rock C'mon let’s roll We can all be bad dudes Even if you’re rad rockin dudes Come on let’s rock
2.
Joker (2019) 02:56
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There are several rules That the big man upstairs wants you to follow Several rules he wants to keep you down with But the one thing that you Have to realize as a person Is that these lines can be broken As long as you have no fear Of the consequences Of your own actions There’s a graveyard at the end of Every road you walk You can punch a person If you don’t like the way they talk Murder everyone that You don’t understand C'mon little Johnny Put the knife in your left hand Politicians thieves and crooks It’s not up to me Murder everyone that you Just don’t like to see! Everybody! Everybody Everybody Follow this rule now Everybody Everybody Everybody Murder is a fun time [x3] Really really groovy! Murder is a fun time [x4] Really really groovy! There is this perception That murder is a negative stain on society But that’s what they want you to think! They don’t want you busting down their doors and stabbing their jurnos in the neck They don’t want you to kill the people in control of you That’s why you gotta That’s why you gotta Stab!
3.
Skateboarding Outside The Kohl's 03:06
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Yesterday mom, took me and my friends to the Kohl’s where she wanted us to skate in the lot but that really sucks mom please will you let us go to the park down the road be with older kids that we adore mom please please mom please please please please please mom Mom would you please let us go I don’t want to Be skateboarding outside the kohl’s I just want to Be skateboarding with the big boys Mom please please! Mom would you please let us go And she’s inside Grabbing graphic teens Grabbing skinny jeans Other shit he doesn’t need! While his friends are outside Trying to hop the curb But they cannot hop it Because they never learned But all the kids in school Hop it like it’s cool They smoke their Marlboros Man, they aren’t no tools! And yet just here we are Not smoking wit cigarettes! Or doing all the drugs Life’s as bad as it can get Jerry whiffed the bench Darryl’s grind game sucks Michael’s over there grabbing it by his fucking trucks I’m skateboarding outside the Kohl’s With my friends …. And we ask her again on our hands and knees begging If you hangout with those huge older kids at the park you’re gonna end up just like ya father starting shit at the VA over poker games and then you’ll get a big tattoo that says “Bad Dude” and then you’ll get lung cancer and die because they forced you to do something stupid If you hangout with those older kids they’re gonna force you to drink 13 cans of energy drinks until you croak over like your uncle Bill, the parking lot is fine and that’s my final word on this The skatepark is where all the flunks and losers go, I don’t want you going, here I can keep an eye on you I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THAT
4.
Alt 107.3 Wichita's Alternative Rock 02:04
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We’re gonna be on the radio We’re gonna make it real big We’re gonna be on the radio Doing what we did And when we all make our money That’s when it shocks Well we are on the radio Cuz we really rock!!!!!! We’re gonna be on the radio We’re gonna be on the radio Every song ya here today They’re always about fucking Straight or gay it don’t matter Fuckin fuckin fucking We’re gonna be on the radio We’re gonna be on the radio We’re gonna be on the radio We’re gonna be on the radio No sure shot of making it underground So we really dug until we found Radio sound Moneybags Record deals Pepsi commercials Radio stings Spotify playlists Kidz Bop covers All the trimmings! We’re gonna be on the radio We’re gonna be on the radio We’re gonna be on the radio We’re gonna be on the radio
5.
May 1st 2003 02:58
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Livin’ in the prison I get one hour outside But when I hear that music I hang my head and cry And then I hear that Shit comin’ up Over the walls Talkin! ‘bout St. Anger Life style, death style What the fuck!? Put me back in prison I don’t wanna hear this shit Put me back in prison Bring me out when their playing the hits I’m outside thinkin’ ‘bout Bein’ somewhere else Starin’ at the pebbles Thinking I should fucking kill myself! What happened to all the solos? And all the riffs that used to lick? Well it’s all fucking gone now All that’s left is this shit! Put me back in prison! Put me back in prison! Put me back in prison! Put me back in prison!
6.
Rolling Rock Rock 03:17
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I am a beer boy Drink my hops with joy But there is only one for me Crisp from the mountains Flowing from a can Forget anything Else made by man A Rolling Rock rock Yes I am a fan 6:49 for 6 whole cans 6:49 for six whole cans 6:49 for six whole cans 6:49 for six whole cans Well have we got a drink for yooou All crisp taste Clean fresh buzz A taste you can’t resist You can’t budge If you want to be cool here’s a sip Do you wanna be cool? Why do drugs? They stink A Rolling Rock is all you need I don’t need that water bull crap Shoot the bottle in the head Take it out to the back Rolling Rock rock Rolling Rock rock Tastes like shit just said the cop Rolling Rock rock Rolling Rock rock Don’t ever waste a drop Drink every last drop Rolling Rock rock Rolling Rock rock Rolling Rock rock Taste the best Beats the rest Rolling Rock rock You can get it, for 4 dollars from any street bum That price beats the rest and it doesn’t taste like cum Rolling Rock rock Rolling Rock rock Rolling Rock rock Drink a million Feed the fun Rolling Rock rock! Ooooh baybe Feeeed the inner beer drinker If you order now, from a fax machine, you’ll receive 49 billion Rolling Rock beers courtesy of the Rolling Rock company and you will use it to flush your toilets
7.
Gary Got The Plates 04:06
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Sometimes I like to get so fucking high I like to smoke dope Yesterday, I spent a hundred and thirty three dollars on a brand new sticky sticky cart And that shit sends me to the moon! Me and all my loser friends like to inhale grass Whatever helps the time in our junkies lives pass I am insufferable, a patchouli grubber, a San Fran junkie until the end, me and all my loser friends! High on pot! High on pot! We can’t live without it! All I need Is my cartoon posters hanging on the wall! Need to work when I’m stoned I’m stoned no can’t work at all I’m so cool all my bands songs are about pot I’m so fucking high man Shit! No I’m not a loser! Loser! I just can’t go without it If I don’t get my fix! I might just loser scream Loser scream Pot I need Loser scream If no pot I receive I need to get more money from my friends I need a bowl to eat tonight I need a bowl to sleep tonight Can’t afford rent with a pizza job Need to play video games all day long Living like a loser slob! All my friends come over to get gassed and watch tv shows. But the problem is when they show up they start talking about a show I haven’t seen, and I say no! You can’t do that, you can’t consume a piece of media without me. You have to get stoned, with my stupid fucking hippie friends and talk about the same thing, or else I’ll get angry! We won’t even remember what we watched because we are so fucking stupid! Our brains are behind everyone because of the green in our lungs! Stupid Fucking Hippies Hippies Filthy unwashed Hippies Hippies Hairy Dorky Hippies Hippies Filthy Unwashed Hippies! Stupid fucking hippie stoners Mom get out of my room, I’m trying to load a bowl! Stupid fucking hippie stoners If you try to give advice It’s like taking to a wall You can shout it at their hippie skulls But they won’t take it at all Stupid fucking hippie stoners!
8.
Blue Chip 01:23
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Watching the dealer give me a sour look See the TV I know my parlay is cooked It’s electric city The dealer’s afraid All my friends, just got paid They build these buildings out of losers But that’s just not the way I feel When I save 37 dollars By skipping my next meal Another spin on the house Or a roll from my expenses Doesn’t matter how I feel when I’m Taking chances 23 dealer bust 3 cherries jackpot!
9.
Spirit Aerosystem 02:03
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I work at spirit aerosystem my wife gave my kids Fetal alcohol syndrome Every single day on the line Living is a working crime I just want to go home drink beer and watch the Big game! Just sit in my couch drink beer and what the Big game! But I have to go to work tomorrow yes I can complain! We build the motherfucking planes When they fall down, we are to blame! I work at spirit aerosystems my wife gave my kids Fetal alcohol syndrome You should really see my kids The other day at the baseball game I got drunk and accidentally opened the car door right Into his face Now his nose is broken in several different Places How the fuck am I supposed to have to, pay for this! This job sucks! My back Hurts! I work at spirit aerosystem I love my kids, hate my wife My back hurts my back hurts did I mention my back hurts? No I don’t wanna work third shift I just want to go home Oh boy, here comes the layoffs I just want to keep my healthcare We build the motherfucking planes When they fall down We are to blame!
10.
The I Have A Gun Song 01:55
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Get a gun Guns are cool Get a gun Guns are cool Get a gun Guns are cool Buy a gun Have a fun Shoot a gun Get a gun Well since guns are so cool Guns are so much fun I think it’s about time I go out and rob uh A motherfucking bank Kill any yellow bellied Cops I see in my way One two three four! I have a gun Everybody please get on the ground You should take me seriously I am not messing around All the money in the vault You’re gonna put it in my hands If you want to go home See your kids again Don’t try to play hero I’ll take you out Women and children I’ll put you down I have a gun Please Get on the ground I should not be Messed with now I have a gun please get on the ground right now You have the right to remain silent Anything said can and will be used against you in a court of law Prepare to die broke motherfucker Band bang you're dead!
11.
The Great Peters Wasp War 01:18
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Hey the window’s open, one of them might get in CAN ANYBODY KILL A FUCKING WAAASP Everyone is always so scared but they haven’t even been stung ONCE since it’s been happening, and it puts a break on everything they bought spray instead of just using a magazine are you kidding me the wasps surrounding me and they’re all too scared to do a damn thing Buzzing Buzzing Buzzing Buzzing!
12.
MRE 05:35
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Jump From The plane Boots On The ground Kill the people Then I go jump from the plane Boots on the ground Reach on my back and Pull out the lead from Uncle Sam Clear all the targets go back to base And I get an MRE I get an MRE Lots of my favorite flavors Hamburger, cheeseburger, pizza And lots of shiny metals But I want that shiny pocket Sarge said he didn’t pack it Said can’t let the refugees have it Store it and shelf it Can’t help it Honor by blood is requested If You want MRE Hamburger Cheeseburger Mix it in with the shitty water! When I jump from the plane Booots on the ground Kill the people Force fed an MRE They came up to me In the school Said hey bud Doncha think those vidya games are cool And I said yeah sure And he said well, this is the next big kick You won’t regret But all it is is killing people And being force fed an M R E I jump from the plane Boots on the ground force fed an MRE I jump from the plane Boots on the ground Force fed an MRE I jump boots plane Ground Force fed an MRE I kill plane Jump the ground Forcefed an M R

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Written, recorded, selected, mixed, mastered, and finished by Peters 1914*
Peters 1914 is Ethan Benson, Jordan Bruntz, Robert Long, Colson Mark, and Desmond Williamson


Photo and Cover by Brent Martin

Recorded at the Farm on Desmond's 4 track. Special thanks to Brad and Kent, and also Desmond for doing the heavylifting on mixing and mastering



*except for the selection near the end of MRE, which was arranged by Tan Dan

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released February 4, 2023

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