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Skateboarding Outside The Kohl's

from Peters! Peters! Peters! by Peters 1914

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Yesterday mom, took me and my friends
to the Kohl’s where she wanted us to
skate in the lot but that really sucks
mom please will you let us go to
the park down the road be with older kids that we adore
mom please please mom please please please please please mom

Mom would you please let us go
I don’t want to
Be skateboarding outside the kohl’s
I just want to
Be skateboarding with the big boys
Mom please please!
Mom would you please let us go

And she’s inside
Grabbing graphic teens
Grabbing skinny jeans
Other shit he doesn’t need!

While his friends are outside
Trying to hop the curb
But they cannot hop it
Because they never learned
But all the kids in school
Hop it like it’s cool
They smoke their Marlboros
Man, they aren’t no tools!
And yet just here we are
Not smoking wit cigarettes!
Or doing all the drugs
Life’s as bad as it can get
Jerry whiffed the bench
Darryl’s grind game sucks
Michael’s over there grabbing it by his fucking trucks

I’m skateboarding outside the Kohl’s
With my friends

…. And we ask her again on our hands and knees begging

If you hangout with those huge older kids at the park you’re gonna end up just like ya father
starting shit at the VA over poker games and then you’ll get a big tattoo that says “Bad Dude”
and then you’ll get lung cancer and die because they forced you to do something stupid
If you hangout with those older kids they’re gonna force you to drink 13 cans of energy drinks
until you croak over like your uncle Bill, the parking lot is fine and that’s my final word on this
The skatepark is where all the flunks and losers go, I don’t want you going,
here I can keep an eye on you

I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THAT

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from Peters! Peters! Peters!, released February 4, 2023

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